From: <Stealthy Demon>
Sent: Tuesday, June 05, 2001 10:02 PM
Subject: Dear Diva
You are withholding the one thing I desperately need -- a transcript of your
VoterMarch speech!!! I tried, but didn't have the uninterrupted time to
download the audio. I want to exercise my first amendment right to read your speech!!! Right now, dammit!! And you owe me, because I know XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!
I will not be denied!!
You must act now!!
Your stealthy demon,
Oh you know who this is!!!
[DIVA NOTE: allegation obscured to protect the guilty]
From: "The Diva (Tammy)"
To: <Stealthy Demon>
Sent: Wednesday, June 06, 2001 5:17 PM
Subject: Re: Dear Diva
Dear Stealthy Demon:
You need but ask (a few dozen times), and The Diva will provide. Here ya go: http://www.coup2k.com/votermarchreports.html
...And I have no idea WHAT you are talking about... I plead ignorance.
-TammyACTION ALERT: BONEHEAD BIRTHDAY
From: "Samantha Lynn (tG)"
To: <firstname.lastname@example.org>; <email@example.com>
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2001 6:09 PM
Subject: Action Alert of a different phylum...
OK, maybe I've gone completely off the deep end, but I couldn't think of
a proper Cause for donating to to mark Sparky the Wonder Monkey's
birthday in July, so this is what my diseased mind came up with...
the "Bananas for a Monkey" project
(It was this or give to "Mothers Against Drunk Driving", which seemed aGOOD GUY BIRTHDAY
little cruel and anyway after the media ignored the March I think
something really stupid might be a better way to get their attention...)
From: "The Diva (Tammy)"
To: "James B. Higdon"
Sent: Wednesday, June 06, 2001 11:24 AM
Subject: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
A Big Diva Happy Birthday to you! I hope it's FAAAAAAABULOUS!
Me, I am having a wonderful day. It's Aerosmith Day on VH-1, so I will
basically be glued to the TV, drooling in my socks, starting at Noon, all the way through 6:30 Cali time. I plan to hop in the shower here in a sec, and get dressed for the event. I will most likely do my hair, put on my makeup, select a hoochie-mama dress from the Diva wardrobe, some stilettos, and some extravagantly sparkly earrings -- then get dressed and park it in front of the tube.
I wish I had champagne, or something, and I wish Aerosmith Day was Aerosmith Night. Rock goes better after dark. Maybe I should record the whole thing, and start the tape at 6:30? I don't know...
The next big decision coming up is what to wear to see the band live. Tough
call. I have a few possibles, but nothing that really "hits it," if you know what I mean. I've been surfing the net, but there really aren't any rock clothing stores anymore, just titty dancer boutiques. I may have to head to Sunset in Hollywood, and shop in person. I hate that. I hate shopping. I hate fitting rooms. But most of all, MOST OF ALL, I hate fluorescent lights!
Well, that's the report from the BBBR Bunker -- I'm enjoying another personal regression back to puberty, with all the trimmings.
Hope your birthday is equally rockin'.
SMACK BUSH, Courtesy of Jordan
WHERE TO SPEND THAT TAX CUT, Courtesy of Rose
BETTY BOWERS WITH THE BUSHES, Courtesy of Leah
THERE IS NO LIBERAL MEDIA, Courtesy of Daniel
THE RABBIT KING, Courtesy of Lisa
PETITION THE SENATE, Courtesy of Maggie
DEMOCRATIC TALK RADIO, Courtesy of Scott
DEMOCRACY SUMMER IN FLORIDA, Courtesy of Ron
WHOSE FLORIDA, Courtesy of Larry
TAX REBATE PLEDGE, WORTHY CAUSES