So, six weeks after going live on the web, The Bush Brothers Banana Republic ushers in a New Millennium of… Well, let's not think about that just yet. Too frickin' depressing.
Instead, how about a look back at the Best of the B.B.B.R.?
So, for those Resistance Fighters that have been here from the start, and for all the new recruits who might have missed them the first time around, here are the features that got the best response from the troops:
DEMOCRACY DEAD AT 224
WASHINGTON--Democracy, an American ideal who championed causes ranging from full enfranchisement to civil rights, and was an influential presence in national political issues, died Saturday. She was 224.
PRE-ELECTION DANCE PARTY
The Coup2000 All-Night Techno Rave-Up and Dedication Set
Spinmaster Diva Sends out Phat Beats to All the Coup 2000 Playaz!
"60 MINUTES," DIVA-STYLE
What if I were Al Gore's political stunt double? Read the Stahl interview "The Diva" would have given, given half the chance:
Gore: Well, it's not a recount. We want a first count. Calling a machine's refusal to count legally cast ballots a "count" is like calling "bald" a hair color. I think we all know, to a scientific certainty, that more Floridians went to the polls to vote for me than for the Village Idiot.
The lies are flying fast and furious from the right wing now. As Twain (I think) said, "A lie can go around the world before the truth has a chance to put its pants on." When my hag of an aunt taunted me with her e-mail claim that Bush had won the election (while Gore remained ahead in the electoral college and popular vote), I called her on it.
THE PSYCHIC DEMS NETWORK
May It Please the Court… "Miss Diva" Reads the Minds of the Players, Transcribes Excerpts from the Supreme Court Hearing
KILLCOUP WAS HERE
The time has come for The Resistance to spread its message to every corner of America, and to inspire others to join our ranks. Small acts of civil disobedience can reap huge rewards. To that end, The Diva is asking all Resistance Fighters to begin spreading the message of democracy, and of the stolen election.
SITE SECRETS REVEALED:
Dear Diva: Why did you name your geocities site "dearkandb?" Does that mean "Dear Something (?) and Bush"? I cant figure it out…
Dear Confused: The name has an interesting origin. But first, let me tell you what it means…
Dear Diva: You must tell me something about you, the person.
Dear Hubmaster: ...so here it is, the condensed life of The Diva, "Cliff's Notes"-style. Thanks for asking.
ALAN HALE'S OPEN LETTER TO THE ELECTORS
The United States has always been a nation that has set itself as a shining example to the rest of the world as to the way things could, and should, be. But that is no longer true. We have defiled ourselves in front of the world. We have lost all credibility.
THE B.B.B.R. HYMNAL
Sing along to some old favorites with brand-spanking new lyrics!
THE RETURN OF GORELVIS
Remember when I first ran this picture? Tonight, the preliminary numbers from a week ago became final and official, according to the Associated Press. So, back into PhotoShop I went, to change the score again, and probably for the last time.