"TEARS IN HEAVEN“
COUP2K OFFICIALLY SUCCEEDS
The
Creator of All to Begin Prozac Therapy
WASHINGTON
(gorewon2000.net) January 20, 2001 —
Coup2K, the undemocratic takeover of the United States Presidency, succeeds
despite divine meteorological intervention.
The Creator of All to seek medical care.
Speaking
through a burning rock today, The Creator of All finally broke his official
silence on the subject of Coup2K. “I’m
not using burning bushes to get My message out anymore,” he thundered, “I
don’t want people to get the wrong idea, and do something stupid —
again!”
The Creator of
All, clearly agitated about today’s infraudulation activities in Washington
D.C., defended his limited intervention in preventing today’s activities. “I sent tornadoes and severe weather into
Bush territory, after the Election,” he reminded humanity, “but obviously I
was being too subtle.”
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