“THE DIVA” FORMALLY SWITCHES RACE
LONG BEACH
(gorewon2000.net) January 7, 2001 -- WebMistress of The BUSH BROTHERS BANANA
REPUBLIC formally switches race, based on new information.
“Well, I always
just assumed I was white. I never
really looked into it carefully, though,” she remarked today. “I guess, since I have red hair, green
eyes, freckles, and the complexion of Elvira, I took it for granted that I was
white.” She went on to say, “However,
since I have investigated the matter more fully, I realize now I cannot
possibly be.”
After a
thorough review of media reports, The Diva came to the obvious conclusion that
she must be black. “The media has been
very clear that concern and outrage over Coup2K is a ‘black thing,’ so I now
realize I must be black. I mean, I’m
furious, right?” When asked to
elaborate, Tammy explained, “Well, I look at it this way. The only people, according to the media,
that feel the way I clearly do — that are certain that criminal acts are on
the verge of putting an illegitimate leader in the White House — are black Americans. You don’t find evidence much less ambiguous
than that, do you?” (Click HERE for the rest of story.)