We aren’t so
serious that we don’t follow pop culture.
GEORGE W. BUSH
RECEIVES UBER-OSCAR!
"AND
THE ENVELOPE, PLEASE..."
SHRINE
AUDITORIUM (coup2k.com) March 25, 2001— The Oral Majority awards George W.
Bush the un-coveted "Best Actor" award.
Bush was
nominated for his performance in "Laissez-les Manger des Résidus"
(USA original version: "Let them Eat Sh*t), a boffo performance that had
wowed international critics, primarily in "States of Concern"
(formerly known as "Rogue Nations") Cuba, Iran, Iraq, Libya, North
Korea, Sudan, and Syria.
Upon hearing
his name announced, Mr. Bush rushed to the stage, tripping on the hem of his
beautiful reproduction gown, reminiscent of Marie Antionette, and clearly worn
in homage to the film's title.
In the briefest
of acceptance speeches, Mr. Bush gushed with enthusiasm.
"I can't
believe it! I are so happy! I finally won something
fair-and-square! This is a first-est
for me! Thanks, Bro! Thanks, Dad! Thanks, Tony!“
